Alright! I gave you lil' fuckers a four day break from my pissing and moaning so sit back and enjoy!
ENOUGH OF THIS #METOO SHIT!!!
For the love of all things Barry Gibb! I can't take it anymore. Everyone has had somebody look at them, touch them, say shit to them, maybe put things where they weren't supposed to (sorry babe, you know who you are), or accidentally jerk off in front of a couple women. It happens. But this shit is ridiculous! It takes away from real victims of sexual assault, abuse, and domestic violence.
It's part of the "I'm relevant/ it happened to me" crowd. Everyone has to be knee deep in the shit box, right in there where the action is. Well fuck...go find a hobby, write a blog, annoy people. That's what I do. Do you have any idea of how many asses I've grabbed? The shit I've said to people? And if I had a dollar every time I fucked a girl in the ass and wiped my dick off on her mother's drapes I'd have about $4.00. And keeping with my golden rule, there were no children involved.
We should be talking about real sexual abuse. Rape, child molesting, child porn, human trafficking. No, instead we have to listen to how George Takei touches dicks while guys are passed out. George, you sucked as Sulu and it's a wonder the USS Enterprise never ass ended a Romulan "Bird of Prey" because we all know that Asians can't fucking drive!!!
So God only knows who's going to hash tag "me too" by the end of the day, but I thought I'd make a few suggestions. These poor souls deserve some justice, and this circus doesn't look like it's going away anytime soon.
So try not to sexually harass anyone on your way out the door today. I know you can do it, we're all adults. But if you find yourself in a hotel room sitting in front of Louis CK masturbating...just remember to hashtag "me too" after the money shot so that we can all know you're a victim and too fucking stupid to get up and walk away!
Laissez les bons temps rouler ~ Gus